20 ways how to get kicked out of walmart

Created by wazuppeace on Sunday, January 02, 2011

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20 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart


1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf


2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.


3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price


4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"


5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"


6-start a fish stick fight


7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"


8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"


9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do


10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)


11-attempt to fly off a high shelf


12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store


13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line


14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section


15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."


16-on the announser thing, start sing "Baby Got Back" by


Sir-Mix-Alot.


17-put little ketchup packs under the toilet seats in the bathrooms,and when people come to use the stall, run!!!(it will explode under them)


18-yell at every person who looks at you,"I'm a virgin!!!!"


19- throw all the bouncy balls in the isle and say,"Pikachu i choose you!!!"


20-then after all of that when they try to throw you out say,"it's a free country, i can be weird all i want to be!" then breakdance on the floor.


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